MHG Commercial Announces Magical New Listing: Unicorn Ranch

[Phoenix, AZ] – April 1, 2025 –  In a move that’s truly mythical, MHG Commercial is thrilled to announce its latest listing — Unicorn Ranch, a one-of-a-kind commercial property designed to bring magic, whimsy, and sparkle to your business ventures.

Nestled on an expansive 44-acre parcel just off the Rainbow Highway, Unicorn Ranch offers:
🦄 On-site unicorn stables with dedicated grooming stations
🌸 Glitter-enhanced landscaping that blooms year-round
🍭 Candy cane fence posts (naturally sugar-free for tenant wellness)
🌈 Rainbow paths that ensure every commute is magical
💫 Teleportation zones for easy client access

“We’ve always believed in going beyond traditional real estate solutions,” said Aaron Dutcher, Broker at MHG Commercial. “Unicorn Ranch is more than just a property — it’s an experience. This is perfect for businesses seeking to enchant clients and employees alike.”

In a competitive market, Unicorn Ranch stands out for its zero vacancy rate (thanks to a thriving community of woodland creatures) and low overhead costs (the unicorns handle their own landscaping).

Interested parties are encouraged to schedule a tour soon — the last group that visited ended up riding off into the sunset and haven’t been seen since.

For more details on Unicorn Ranch or to book a tour with our enchanted guide, Sir Sparklehoof, contact Chelsea Barraco - chelsea@mhgcommercial.com at MHG Commercial today.

MHG Commercial, a premier commercial real estate brokerage based in Phoenix, Arizona, is not your average brokerage. We are a team of professionals dedicated to turning property dreams into reality — and sometimes magical fantasy. Known as the "never serious jokers" of the industry, we believe in the power of laughter and the magic of a well-crafted April Fools joke.

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